Here are cards I've made with Dante's Magic Card Maker. I bet at one time we all wanted to make our own Magic: The Gathering cards and I've made mine. Once again, enjoy!
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| Rhy'Din on AOL is a funny place. Full of god moders that ignore attacks, or outright kill your character with a toothpick. The above quote on the card is something that actually happened when I shot an arrow at someone in a combat and got a hit on a die roll. So I made a card for god moding. | There once was a day when Magic had tons of demonic cards. Then the stupid Christians made a big stink about it. So gradually one by one by one, each demonic card fell out of print and was banned. Satan never did get his own card. Until now. |
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| My favorite American rock band. In card form. They'll help you win your Magic duels by distracting the opponent's creatures with their music. And why not? | Finally, yaoi and shounen-ai has its own card. Any boy-love-boy fan will want to have this one. |
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| The story behind this was Mellowship Slinky and Zutroy from the Conversatron forum had a program that could make Magic cards. Me and Anberu relentlessly asked for the location of the program. Neither of them would cooperate and they withheld the information. Frustrated, I decided to search for the program myself. After finding Dante's Magic Card Maker, I made this card to vent my anger. | You know that delicious marshmallow Easter treat, Peeps. I made them a card. They're evil... who knew? Somewhere on the Web there was something that joked about how Peeps were an organism that could not survive without their conjoined bretheren. |
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| I figured, "Hey, I made a Satan card, so why not a Hell card too?" And so it was made. | I got sick of all the absurd Bush-bashing when the alternative was a whole lot worse. Thus, I decided to move in for Gore-bashing. |
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| Yeah, it's that stoned girl Ellen Feiss from Apple's campaign of "switch" commercials. Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking when they cast her? | This was made for a friend of mine, leethasbro. He has a habit of humorously TIYPINGN LIEK THIIS!!@@1!!11 And it's infectious humor too, as you find yourself DOIGN TEH SAEM!!!1@2!1@2211 Thus the bit about "leethasbro Disease." |
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| Here's the deal: This character is from Master Ninja and is a parody of Cthulhu. He was my favorite on that site aside from C.A.T.S.. I thought it'd be neat to make a card for him. | So one day this n00b arrived at the Hateatron with a name that horribly misspelled "refugee." Another odd thing about the n00b's name is the fact that the Conversatron isn't even dead. Anyway, the bastard can't even use proper grammar... Hell, from what I've seen, he can hardly even type at all! He also thinks he has a right to disrespect everyone who has been around a lot longer than he has. |
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| So one of the thugs on the Hateatron starts a thread to make five Magic cards based around you, so I did. One person liked it, but like with anything I do on the Hateatron, a bunch of assholes piped up and started scorning me for this card, calling it too overpowered with the Rant function. Obviously these people are inferior strategists, because any numbskull with half a brain can see that this card is vulnerable to spell cards such as Instants. But what else to expect from the idiots on the Hateatron? I can think of about a dozen strategies that would make this card useless. I salute your stupidity, Hateatron! | Part of the five-card project. The dumbfucks on the Hateatron thought that this card was overpowered too, despite that it has a similar ability to an already existing, official Magic card: Jokulhaups. The only differences between mine and Jokulhaups is that Blast of Hellfire is an Instant with a high casting cost for that exact change, and what it destroys is more specific. Again, the Hateatron is full of dumbfucks. |
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| The third card in the five-card project. This card accurately depicts the aftermath of the kind of bullshit that goes on in the Hateatron. | The fourth card in the five-card project. This one surrounds my interest in yaoi and how I sucked Amber into it. |
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| The fifth card in the five-card project. This card gets into my transgendered nature and the sense of completeness I feel when exploring it. |
