Every so often when a person speaks his or her
opinion on the Web, there is always some asshat to come up and
scream at him or her to boost asshole's self-esteem. The
following are emails I have received from those very trolls. So
come on and have a laugh with me.
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Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2003
16:00:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Jim Doyle" < dj_rabid_angel@yahoo.com> |
This is spam | Add to Address Book
Subject: And to continue our discussion...
To: kojiro_chan@yahoo.com
Ya know, my journal's been locked since day one so I
can understand the need for security settings. But
posting some tough talk and then locking your door so
that you look all big and tough? That's some
straight-up pussy shit.
Fortunately, you left your email up on your
site...here's my response to your journal entry, then:
Funny. Here I was, posting civilly and not trying to
antagonize you in favor of just presenting facts and
opinions about a movie. Well gee! look where that got
me!
Here's a news flash, fuckface. Pathetic little fucks
like you are half the reason that I occasionally
advocate eugenics. My reasoning is simple: we really
don't need pathetic, whining, mewling little twats
like you who broodingly sit around all day bitching to
the Gods of the Internet about how miserable and sucky
their pathetic little lives are. And it figures that
you'd listen to Korn...fucking unoriginal drivel
designed especially to appeal to the masses of twats
like you that are...well...unoriginal and incapable of
coming up with anything but whining, mewling drivel.
And here's another news flash, Einstein: in issues of
copyright defense, general dissimilarities are not
proof against copyright infringement; each challenged
issue must be disproved individually or else the tort
has merit and the defendant is guilty of copyright
infringement. In other words, douchebag, even if the
film had a billion issues that diverged from White
Wolf's themes, the point is moot because the issues
that White Wolf challenged are the issues at stake.
Anybody ever tell you that you're a stupid fuck?
Christ. If you want to pontificate about something
then at least you should have a fucking clue about
what you're talking about.
>>Where do you retards keep coming from?<<
I guess some of us have an unerring and often
disquieting ability to ferret out the most ignorant
pieces of shit floating around in the toilet bowl that
is humanity.
FYI, you needn't worry about me any longer as I have
no intention on emailing you back or contacting you
after this. I just wanted you to know that I came to
you without malice and you proved yourself a fuckwad.
And a coward. So there it is.
Have a nice life, gimp.
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Dark Steve of White Wolf
Publishing I assume? Nah. It's just a general fanboy asshat who
thinks White Wolf is God. Well wake up sunshine, they aren't
right! Their stupid lawsuit has to do with "mood and
feel," oooh! Just because they made a game about vampires
and werewolves in a dark, Gothic setting, no one else is allowed
to put vampires and werewolves in a dark, Gothic setting? What
the fuck? That's the type of setting vampires and werewolves are
found in modern literature today! By your logic, Bram Stoker's
Estate, Anne Rice, Poppy Z. Brite, Witley Streiber, Stephen King,
H.P. Lovecraft's Estate, Universal Pictures, and every other
person who has delved in such a setting before 1991 should be
suing White Wolf! And let's get serious now, the alleged "60
points of similarity" White Wolf is complaining about can
also be found in mass quantities in the above sources as well as
myth and legend of vampires and werewolves themselves. You're a
drooling retard who belongs on the short bus if you think White
Wolf is even remotely right.
And what? You're insulting
my choice in music? Oh yes, that certainly has credence
on the argument. My word man, you certainly are quite smart
and intelligent! Because listening to Korn makes me some
sort of "poseur" because it isn't what the mainstream
Gothic subculture is listening to and to be Goth we all have to
listen to all the obscure, independent Goth bands and listen to
no others. Grow up, dickweed. That kind of mentality should die
out when you graduate elementary school. I suppose you're a
Vampire LARPer and have to wear Crow makeup while playing a
Toreador rock star as he drinks his "bloodwyne" and
dances erotically in his French Victorian frills.
I also know who sent you. I
checked his LiveJournal and indeed found an entry spouting out
how I told him off and blocked him for being an asshat. And I
blocked you too because of that very reason and the foreknowledge
of the retardedness that your reply would contain about my taste
in music. I've dealt with assholes like you all my life, they're
called "idiots," and you're all exactly the same in
your mass sheep herd mentality. You two idiots gave me an idea
for two mortal characters in a book I'm going to write. Yep, you
guessed it; it'll be about vampires and werewolves and you two
get eaten by a werewolf.
So which are you—Dumb
or Dumber? Maybe Dumberer?
- Kojiro
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Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 20:06:25 -0500
From: "Paul Linebarger" < psychwar@gmail.com> Add to Address Book
To: kojiro_chan@yahoo.com
Subject: A friendly word of advice about the furry "trolls"
Who's the one being defensive, exactly? Did it ever occur to you that
you're responding exactly the way somebody wanted you to?
You're getting pissed off about two perfectly innocent pieces of
classical art. Let's go over that again. Somebody posts two pieces of
ART in your journal, and suddenly you turn into a frothing, raving
maniac, looking for enemies in the shadows. You're so thin-skinned and
easily offended, and that makes you laughably easy to manipulate. All
this is probably not so much some kind of angry furry's "terrorist
attack," like you make it out to be, but just somebody having a laugh
at your expense.
I should know.
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You probably would know—you're probably the wanker that's been spamming everyone's journals with those images. It's called "spam," asshole. I don't think there's a single person in the world who enjoys receiving unwelcome spam. Kindly fuck off, furry.
- Kojiro
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Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 01:18:02 -0500
From: "Paul Linebarger" < psychwar@gmail.com> Add to Address Book
To: kojiro_chan@yahoo.com
Subject: Hate mail!
"You probably would know—you're probably the wanker that's been
spamming everyone's journals with those images. It's called 'spam,'
asshole. I don't think there's a single person in the world who enjoys
receiving unwelcome spam. Kindly fuck off, furry."
Yes, but there are many, many people in the world who would just shrug
and let it roll right off of their backs instead of throwing a
colossal shit fit about it. And those who would not, would not throw
said shit fit on a community devoted in part to harassing innocent
people's journals and then bragging about it. This makes you a
hypocrite, but that is of no consequence to me. It also makes you
very, very funny to toy with, which is.
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You again? You sure do have a lot of time on your hands, you miserable piece of shit....
Two wrongs don't make a right, shitstain. I could give less than a sack of shit about what the members of i_hate_furries do with their time. I never devoted the LJ community to harassing other people's journals, I just registered the name and diverted a bunch of trolls to it so they would stop cluttering Something Positive's community with flame wars, then when eat_all_furries was axed by the LJ admins for alleged death threats a month later, there was a mass exodus to my bastard child community.
I wasn't bragging, retard, I was explaining that all I did was create the thing and it spawned a life of its own. I was trying to convey to you shitstains I hold nothing against the fandom and you should leave me the fuck alone! But an illiterate dumbfuck like you can't understand a simple message like that. All you understand is a black and white world of "us furs versus THEM!" and spamming pictures that have nothing to do with anything.
I'm hardly even throwing a fit anymore. Now I just find your spamming tactics to be sad, depraved cries for attention. I'm laughing at you now. You're a retard, I get it. Whoopdeedoo. Now end your suffering by jumping off a cliff.
- Kojiro
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Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005 01:20:22 -0500
From: "Paul Linebarger" < psychwar@gmail.com> Add to Address Book
To: kojiro_chan@yahoo.com
Subject: You still don't get it.
The angrier you get, the more indignant retorts you stoop to making
against the very trivial things I "do" to you -- like giving you the
perfectly innocent gift of artwork -- the more fun this is. All you
have to do to bring it to an end is STOP. Look at the pretty pictures,
and get on with your life. Stop being a puppet. Stop letting your
anger control you. It's an experiment. You're an experiment. And you
were funny at first, but now you're just miserable and poignant.
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No, you're miserable and poignant. And now you're spamming my email account. BLOCKED!
- Kojiro
